Now that spring has come, and the trees in our area have begun to pop with a full head of glorious green leaves, it occurred to me: "Have they had to chainsaw down the poisoned Toomer's Oaks down at Auburn yet?"
Thankfully, NO!
About the only thing left to get these old gals back to health, is to uproot them and send 'em off to Maui for a two-week vacation (impractical, I know.)
Why it takes from February of 2011, until June of 2012 to convict an SEC idiot who admitted on the radio to the crime he's charged with, is beyond me.
Guess we'll say "that's just Alabama for ya..."
Back in October, Paul Finebaum, who took Updyke's original gloating call on his radio show, wrote a piece for SI.com that said there's growing sentiment to call off the legal dogs and move on.
Updyke has just lost his fourth lawyer (who unlike the previous court appointed three was a renowned criminal defense lawyer doing the case pro bono). He's triggered enough legal land mines to make Judge Judy scream at the top of her lungs. Updyke's trial is scheduled for Oct. 31, but will likely be postponed. His previous lawyers advised him to plead not guilty by reason of insanity. But when your client publicly confesses on a national radio show, your legal options are fairly limited.
Meanwhile, Updyke, whose father was killed by a drunk driver when he was three, is fighting severe health issues; he was back in the hospital again this week with a heart problem. He claims to have recently lost 40 pounds and for years has dealt with chronic back pain caused by a terrible car accident while in a police chase to help a fellow officer. The accident ended his career in law enforcement.
Whether Updyke is mentally impaired or not, he is now remorseful as he told me recently during another phone call to my radio show.
"I just want to tell the Auburn people that I'm truly sorry for all the damage I've done," he said. "I'm not asking for sympathy. All I'm asking is forgiveness. I want the people that are Christians to understand I've done a lot of good in my life. I've never intentionally hurt anybody ... until this."
During the call, against his lawyer's advice not to ever call the show (the lawyer quit immediately afterward), Updyke's voice was cracking, sounding like a man knocking on heaven's door. I called him later that night at his Louisiana home to see if he was OK, and what he said was chilling to the bone.
"I think I'm going to die soon," he said. "If I go to jail, I'm certainly going to die in there."
You don't need a degree in criminal justice to know the odds are stacked against a former trooper in the state pen unless he's in solitary confinement.
Do I want to call off the legal dogs? Hell no! My 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice of punishment would be as follows...
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1. Poison HIM with Spike 80DF. Preferably, in each eyeball. See what happens.
2. Hang him from the strongest remaining limb on one of those oaks, and let Auburn fans paper the corpse.
3. Put him in prison for the max sentence, and say "good luck!"
But at this point, I realize I am in the vindictive minority. I had not known until now, that Updyke is a former state trooper! Wow. I am starting to think that whole stereotype of "Boy, you got a headlight out" for southern state troopers was not so far fetched after all.
Even though he was RETIRED when he did this, it certainly calls into question the guy's basic judgement.
Note to self: do the speed limit next time I'm in 'Bama. And keep your head down.
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Title: "Meanwhile, Toomer's Oaks Still Trying To Rally: A Story of Resilience and Restoration"
Introduction
Amidst the hustle and bustle of everyday life, there are natural wonders that often go unnoticed until adversity strikes. Toomer's Oaks, a pair of historic oak trees situated in Auburn, Alabama, tell a remarkable tale of resilience, community, and restoration. In this unique and informative article, we will explore the inspiring story of Toomer's Oaks, their challenges, and their ongoing journey to rally and thrive. From their deep-rooted history to the unforeseen setbacks they've faced, we will uncover the enduring spirit of these iconic trees.
Auburn's Beloved Landmarks: Toomer's Oaks
Toomer's Oaks, located in the heart of Auburn, are no ordinary trees. They are a cherished symbol of Auburn University and the broader Auburn community. For generations, these majestic oaks have been a focal point for celebrations, gatherings, and the spirited jubilations of Auburn Tigers' victories.
The History and Significance of Toomer's Oaks
The history of Toomer's Oaks dates back to the late 1800s when they were planted by Samuel Newton, a prominent citizen of Auburn. Over the years, they grew into towering giants, their branches stretching wide and their roots running deep into the soil of the town.
These oaks became synonymous with Auburn's culture and traditions, particularly in the realm of college football. After significant victories, fans would gather at Toomer's Corner, where the oaks stand, to roll the trees with toilet paper, creating a whimsical and festive scene that was captured in countless photographs and cherished memories.
Setbacks and Challenges
Despite their resilience, Toomer's Oaks have faced their fair share of challenges. One of the most significant setbacks occurred in 2010 when a fan of a rival football team poisoned the trees with a powerful herbicide. The deliberate act of vandalism sent shockwaves through the Auburn community and the broader college sports world.
The poisoning of Toomer's Oaks was not only an attack on the trees themselves but also an assault on the spirit of Auburn University and its passionate fan base. It prompted an outpouring of support and efforts to save the beloved oaks.
Restoration and Community Resilience
In the face of adversity, the Auburn community rallied together to save Toomer's Oaks. The university implemented extensive recovery efforts, including soil replacement, irrigation improvements, and monitoring for tree health. The outpouring of support from alumni, fans, and tree experts from around the country showcased the deep bond between the community and its iconic oaks.
While the road to recovery was long and arduous, the resilience of Toomer's Oaks prevailed. New growth emerged, and the community's commitment to nurturing these trees remained steadfast.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
What type of oak trees are Toomer's Oaks?
Toomer's Oaks are Southern live oak trees (Quercus virginiana). They are native to the southeastern United States and are known for their evergreen foliage and sprawling canopies.
How long did it take for Toomer's Oaks to recover after the poisoning incident?
It took several years for Toomer's Oaks to fully recover from the poisoning. New growth began to appear in the years following the incident, and ongoing care and monitoring have been essential to their restoration.
Are the traditions of rolling Toomer's Oaks still practiced today?
Yes, the tradition of rolling Toomer's Oaks with toilet paper continues to this day. It is a cherished tradition that brings together fans and celebrates victories in Auburn sports.
What measures have been put in place to protect Toomer's Oaks from future harm?
To protect Toomer's Oaks from future harm, the university has increased security and monitoring at Toomer's Corner. In addition, measures to deter vandalism have been implemented, and the community remains vigilant in safeguarding the trees.
What lessons can be learned from the story of Toomer's Oaks?
The story of Toomer's Oaks serves as a testament to the resilience of nature and the power of community. It highlights the importance of preserving natural landmarks and the enduring spirit of those who rally together in times of adversity.
Conclusion
Toomer's Oaks, the iconic symbols of Auburn University and its community, have weathered storms, both literal and metaphorical. Their story is a powerful reminder of the resilience of nature and the unwavering spirit of those who cherish and protect the natural wonders that enrich our lives.
In the face of adversity, the community's commitment to restoration and nurturing these beloved oaks has demonstrated the strength of the human spirit. Toomer's Oaks still stand tall, their branches reaching for the sky, and they continue to serve as a source of inspiration and pride for the Auburn family. Their story is a testament to the enduring bonds between people and the natural world, reminding us of the importance of preserving our shared heritage for generations to come.
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