Wha? Huh? Okay, never mind that.
So here I was in life, 44 years old and content to let the leisure activity called "snow skiing" reside in the depths of my "F*** It List."
You know, the OPPOSITE of a "Bucket List."
Things I had done, and was basically done with. No particular malice toward these things, just a shrug of the shoulders to say "eh, been there, it's fine, but you can have it."
My youngest daughter Megan, however, had other plans for me. She got the ski bug from several school trips this year, and she's now a little ski maniac.
So off we went to Snowshoe Resort in West Virginia, where even in a horrible year for east coast snow, they still had very nice conditions. My lovely wife once skied herself, but a cranky knee and a mommy's prerogative gave her the right to chillax in the condo and find other things to do with our older, non-skiing daughter.
So I got on the ol' wax death boards for the first time since 2001. And wow, have things gotten a lot easier! The new parabolic or curved skis are pretty much cheating. Mind you, I'm exceedingly average. But these things practically turn themselves.
I was particularly proud of young Megan, who had a fearlessness and a "skier's attitude" that went far beyond what I ever had at her age. When I was just 9, I got my arms pulled off by a tow rope at Seven Springs in Pennsylvania and in a pouting 10 year old rage, chose to spend all day instead side-stepping up a small hill behind the lodge and gliding down that until my dad and brother came by to get me before the lifts closed.
Yeah! I showed that stupid tow rope!
Megan had no problem picking out, and attacking even some black diamonds at Snowshoe, like Widowmaker. Granted, as you can see from the video above, she's not going to the Olympics either, but for just her first month on snow, I was thrilled.
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| Widowmaker run at Snowshoe Resort, WV. That's black diamond, and my 9 year old daughter (left, brown suit) basically said "bring it on." This slope would have made me cry to mommy when I was her age. |
Luckily, the 2 feet between me and the 20 foot fall-off into the trees was enough buffer. And I was no worse for the wear. He did apologize - albeit half-heartedly - and I resisted the urge to go all Joe Pesci on him with my ski-poles.
Who knows what happened behind me to cause the wreck? Plus, it's a sport with well known risks. Ask the Kennedy's or Natasha Richardson. (What? Oh, I'm the bad guy?)
But it did get me to thinking about the whole "Snowboarder vs. Skier " culture war, which, I presume still exists to some degree. I remember when some resorts would not permit snowboarders, but then the market share grew to like 30% and they just couldn't afford their haughty principles.
In my humble opinion, snowboarders DO present an increase in risk on the slopes.
Sorry, but I do. Here's why.
I had a hard time spotting skiers who flat out sucked, and were a risk to wipe out on any run, at any given time. In fact, I noticed those people because they stuck out like a sore thumb. It was like: "Hey, that TOOL has no idea how to balance on skis! Ha ha! Let's watch!"
Meanwhile, the percentage of snowboarders who flat out sucked, was significantly higher. Even those who looked like they had mastered the art of the "Devil's Snow Rocket" would be shooshing down the slopes with relative ease when.... WHAM! Faceplant!
I attribute this - just observationally - with the number of former skiers who had grown bored of the same-old same-old, and wanted to get into something new.
Which is fine. Really. I don't care, because I'm only going to go skiing once a year, when my daughter drags my ass out there.
I also think snowboards, by their very nature, are a touch more wickedly un-controllable than skis. You only have 2 edges to control, not four. You don't have poles for balance. And your body is facing sideways to the direction you are travelling.
It just seems that when things go wrong, they go MUCH MORE WRONG on a snowboard, than they do on skis, which allow for greater maneuverability and last second wipeout-avoiding adjustments.
Then there's the average age demo of snowboarders vs. skiers. We don't even need to go there, do we?
That said, a**holes come in all flavors, and they travel on all types of snow equipment. And I am not trying to paint snowboarders with a broad brush. Most, I am sure, are responsible, cool, and very safe on the slopes. As much as skiers are, by and large.
And yes, for the record, I tried snowboarding once. Most impossible-f***ing-thing ever. Nearly killed myself on a bunny slope that was only about a 4% grade. I have the UTMOST respect for, and semi-jealousy of, anyone who can do it, and do it well.
So I'll just worry about over-photographing and videoing my kids like I'm a Warren Miller wannabe.
And if you don't know who Warren Miller is, then sheesh, check this shizzle out down here. Guy has been making the sickest ski videos in the world, since like, the 60's.
Gone Skiing... A Winter Adventure Unveiled
The crisp mountain air, powdery snow-covered slopes, and the exhilarating rush of speeding down the mountainside – skiing is a winter sport that has captured the hearts of enthusiasts around the world. For many, the phrase "Gone Skiing" is synonymous with a thrilling adventure in the snow. In this article, we will delve into the world of skiing, exploring its history, the different styles, its benefits, and answer some frequently asked questions to guide both beginners and seasoned skiers through their snowy escapades.
A Glimpse into Skiing's History
Skiing has deep roots in human history, dating back thousands of years. It was originally a mode of transportation in regions with snowy winters, such as Scandinavia, Russia, and parts of Asia. Early skis were simple wooden planks strapped to the feet, allowing individuals to glide over snow and ice.
1. Nordic Skiing
Nordic skiing, also known as cross-country skiing, is the oldest form of skiing. It involves traveling across flat or gently rolling terrain and relies on the skier's ability to propel themselves forward using poles. Nordic skiing has evolved into various disciplines, including classic, skate, and biathlon.
2. Alpine Skiing
Alpine skiing, often simply referred to as skiing, is what most people envision when they think of the sport. It involves downhill skiing on steep slopes with the aid of ski lifts. Alpine skiing encompasses multiple styles, such as slalom, giant slalom, and downhill, each emphasizing different techniques and speeds.
3. Freestyle Skiing
Freestyle skiing adds an element of acrobatics to the sport. Skiers perform jumps, flips, and tricks on specially designed terrain features like moguls, halfpipes, and terrain parks. This style has gained popularity as a competitive and recreational discipline.
The Joy of Skiing
Skiing offers a myriad of joys and benefits, making it a beloved winter pastime:
1. Connecting with Nature
Skiing allows enthusiasts to connect with the natural beauty of snow-covered mountains. The serene landscapes, fresh mountain air, and breathtaking views create a sense of tranquility and awe.
2. Physical Fitness
Skiing is an excellent workout, engaging various muscle groups in the legs, core, and upper body. It improves cardiovascular fitness, balance, and coordination while burning calories in the process.
3. Social Experience
Skiing is often a social activity, whether it's skiing with friends or meeting fellow enthusiasts on the slopes. Sharing the experience of carving through fresh powder or conquering challenging runs can strengthen bonds and create lasting memories.
4. Thrill and Adrenaline
For adrenaline junkies, skiing offers the perfect combination of speed and excitement. Racing down steep slopes, tackling moguls, or launching off jumps provides an exhilarating rush.
5. Stress Relief
The tranquility of the mountains and the focus required for skiing can provide a much-needed break from the stresses of daily life. Skiing allows individuals to disconnect and find solace in nature.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
1. What equipment do I need for skiing?
For alpine skiing, you'll need skis, boots, bindings, poles, and appropriate clothing, including layers, waterproof outerwear, and accessories like gloves and goggles. Rental equipment is available at most ski resorts for beginners.
2. How do I learn to ski?
Many ski resorts offer lessons for beginners, which can be invaluable for learning proper techniques and building confidence. It's also a good idea to start on easy slopes and progressively challenge yourself as you improve.
3. What's the difference between downhill and cross-country skiing?
Downhill skiing, also known as alpine skiing, involves skiing downhill on groomed slopes with the assistance of ski lifts. Cross-country skiing, or Nordic skiing, takes place on flatter terrain, and skiers propel themselves forward with their own effort using poles.
4. Is skiing safe for beginners?
Skiing can be safe for beginners if they take proper precautions, such as wearing appropriate gear, following safety guidelines, and taking lessons. Skiing within your skill level and adhering to the rules of the mountain also contribute to safety.
5. Can children learn to ski?
Yes, children can learn to ski at a young age, often as early as three or four years old. Many ski resorts offer specialized programs and lessons for children, making it a family-friendly activity.
6. What are the best ski destinations in the world?
Some of the world's renowned ski destinations include Aspen and Vail in Colorado, Whistler in Canada, Chamonix in France, and Zermatt in Switzerland. These destinations offer exceptional slopes, stunning scenery, and a range of skiing experiences.
"Gone Skiing..." is an invitation to a world of winter wonder and adventure. Skiing, with its rich history, diverse styles, and numerous benefits, is a sport that continues to captivate people of all ages. Whether you're a beginner strapping on skis for the first time or an experienced skier seeking new challenges, the thrill of gliding down snow-covered mountains, the sense of connection with nature, and the camaraderie of fellow enthusiasts make skiing an exhilarating and unforgettable experience. So, embrace the winter, bundle up, and head to the mountains, because when you're "Gone Skiing," you're in for a snowy adventure like no other.
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